I got this text from an email (thanks m.):
The US basketball team lost AGAIN in international play in the semis. We lost to Greece? Greece? Man – how do we keep losing to the most womanly countries in Europe in sports – aka Italy in the world cup? It's almost like men who wear Capri pants, absurd amounts of hair gel and like cappuccinos and hugging other men is our kryptonite in the sports world.
I liked it when the US was good at everything. Then at least when other countries hated us, we could at least dominate them in what truly matters – sports. Now they hate us and beat us in sports
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You should give credit to the writer of that, I believe that is copy write infringement which carries a large fine and maybe jail time. I want all royalties that you make of my sports analyst publication. Who would have thought something I wrote 6 hours ago in an e-mail to another American would make it on an international blog?
PS – Spain is included in the European womanly countries along with France. The ranks are as thus:
#1 Italy
#2 France
#3 Spain
#4 Greece
This is based on the exclusive Mark-Girly-Meter which takes into account average male population wearing Capri pants, hair gel used in pounds, gallons cappuccinos drank a day and amount of male on male hugging and holding of hands.
Hope you are having a good time back in Spain man – come back and visit. Later.
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