What is my perfect crime?

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say ‘no’. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. – This is where the story gets interesting. – I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadéro. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stash the chandelier.

Dwight Kurt Schrute
The Office

The Office Season finale

Last night I watched the season finale of the 4th season of The Office. It was a good episode, one of those long ones, with Tobby leaving the office. I think that for the last 4 years, nobodys liked Tobby. I agree with Michael, when he says:

Thanks to Toby I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters.

Hahaha, that was so good. Unfortunately Jim couldnt propose to Pam, which is kind of sad, because they are such a good couple. And to end up this post, my favorite quote from this episode:

Michael Scott: I am downloading some N3P music--
Jim Halpert: [quickly] That's not it. Yep?
Michael Scott: --for a CD mix tape--
Jim Halpert: Close.
Michael Scott: --for Holly. And I am looking for perfect songs that
work on two levels.
Jim Halpert: What are the two levels?
Michael Scott: The two levels being, welcome to Scranton and I love you.